Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Soy products: another weapon in the ho-mo-sex-u-al agenda

Um, yeah. You really must read this article titled "Soy is making kids 'gay.'"

A brief excerpt:
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.

By this logic, I might as well paint a mural of Judy Garland in Luke's room, strap a pair of chaps on over his diapers, and start constructing our float for the gay pride parade. Oh my god! I fed him soy! Oh noooooo! I've fallen prey to the homosexual agenda! We're all going to HELL!

(See you there, my gay hippie vegan lactose-intolerant friends.)

Is it any wonder that I find the public (mis)understanding of science so fascinating?

(The World Net Daily article on the devil's food was brought to my attention via Pharyngula, who explains why this guy's "science" is so very, very wrong.)

1 comment:

Addy N. said...

That is HILARIOUS! It almost looks like it could be in The Onion!