As seen at The Paper Chase.
What is your favorite word?
Too many to name. I heart language!
What is your least favorite word?
orientate (and other verbs with "ate" added on to them)
What turns you on?
Intelligence. A sense of humor. Tall people (yes, I can be shallow).
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
Lucas's laughter. Mr. Trillwing's giggles when he's cracking himself up and he doesn't know I can hear him
What sound do you hate?
Other people flossing. Ewwwww!
What is your favorite curse word?
Favorite? "By Grabthar's hammer!" But is it my most used? 'Fraid not. I need to work on that. . .
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Novelist, community newspaper publisher w/Mr. Trillwing, freelance writer, museum consultant.
What profession would you not like to attempt?
Junior high school P.E. teacher. No thank you!
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?
"Your friends and family are just over there waiting to say hello, having been raptured* at the exact same moment as you were so that you didn't have to watch them die or cause them any pain with your own death. Here's your pony."
*I use this term ironically, of course.