Dear Spammers

Dear Spammers,

I know you think you're all ingenious by using numb3rs, pun¢tuat|0n, and whatnot in order to evade spam filters on my e-mail. But really, you've gone too far this time, so much so that I only think--but I'm not sure--I can guess what you're selling:

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Also, kindly stop tutoring my students on how to write.

M@n¥ th@nk$,

tr!llw!ng